Thursday, May 1, 2008

Grand theft auto... for?

I played this game:

I ran at full blast into a business-man and shoved him aside, causing him to lose his balance and tumble to the concrete. Quickly I turned around, approached his prostrate form... and I stood on him.

With separate leg articulation!

He attempted to right himself, and he had hardly achieved a crouching posture when I took a little step and sort of pushed him over again. I then proceeded to stand upon this man for at least ten minutes, all the while delighting in his wretched struggle for ascension.

I can confidently say that I have unlocked the true potential of this game: virtual assholism.